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bastardo

Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.
He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
BASTARDO!!!
by screed February 17, 2010
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lying bastard

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.
Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!
by blah September 17, 2003
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crap bastard

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.
The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!
by Kailash September 21, 2008
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Motherless Bastard

A double insult, accusing one of having no father or mother, implying that one was simply found somewhere, possibly under a flat rock or some other place where disgusting things might be found.
by MITB December 29, 2007
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God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.
That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.
by Dude Grease October 7, 2006
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Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.
The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003
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bastard breeder

One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.
Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.
by DzNutz December 3, 2007
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