Bashful Turtle

When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.

"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."

"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."

by emmdeejay April 23, 2010

Bed Bash

The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.

I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.

by D4Nt3c011iN$ June 24, 2020

bashful banana

When a man is engaging in intercourse and his penis loses it's erection and rapidly softens.

The date went really well, but when we got back to my place he got all bashful banana on me.

by Chef Juicy September 28, 2017

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

boonie bashing

boonie bashing: driving on dirt roads in forested areas or
driving on non-roads with a four wheel drive

"Let's go boonie bashing!" often said while camping..
"I was out boonie bashing !" often said when returning late
due to a broken truck..

by 98xj August 4, 2007

Bash fucked

An almost violent expression of passion committed by a woman on her man..

Tom... What is wrong with Scotty? He looks damaged!

Patty... He’s fine, Jenny bash fucked him last night and he’s a little tired

by Scottymac bling October 15, 2019

puff bashing

A violent "sport" taken up by drunk (ocasionally high) men. The Homosexual population of a certain area may be found and verbally abused, in some cases it has be known that "puffs" have been assaulted physically.

That band of men just went Puff bashing

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008