Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.

The bartender is making my drink.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

Baren

The proper adjective used to describe the being or action of coolness. A nigga that will karate chop the shit off your face if you even dare to make a jewish joke.

If you say that shit one more time i will go Baren all over your face... nigga!

by Jew Jitsu January 15, 2012

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 8, 2004

barren slag

A girl who dresses like she wants to fuck, acts like she wants to fuck, but will not put out.

"Did you see me with that girl? She let me grab her tits is dressed like a slag..."
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"

"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"

by The Barren Slag Hater June 19, 2008

bartending

entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions

In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.

by yowfactor January 24, 2014

susan breen

a meal which is served with a large quantity of cheese and usually enjoyed by lower classes of society, such as peasants, shepheards and kindergarden teachers..

"fuck, these nachos are so susan breen."

"the lasagne i had last night made me wanna munt, it was the most susan breen i had ever tasted!"

"wanna go to La Porchetta after school? i hear their pizza is the most susan breen in GEELONG"

by jumbo jopoooober woop January 11, 2009