Wisconsin Baptism

When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.

*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”

by Robocoitus March 1, 2019

Sawicki Baptism

When you're simultaneously high and drunk at the same time, for the first time

John-What happened to you?
Alex-I had my Sawicki Baptism last night

by Ohlooksatan January 8, 2020

unholy baptism

The act of ejaculating in your partner's cupped hands, where you then dip your finger into said cum cup, and use this finger to draw a cross on their forehead.

Person 1: "Bro this person at church is such a freak, they asked for an unholy baptism!"

Person 2: "...a what?"

by Apple_Nut March 28, 2023

Landover Baptist

Ultra-Right wing fundamentalists protestants? Well, I can agree with you concerning the ones that think the Pope is Satan himself, that the New World Order is coming (The UN army isn't big enough to police the state of Connecticut for fuck's sake, how the hell are they going to take over the world?), and a whole bunch of other shit. Note, the Landover Baptist website is a fucking PARODY, and isn't representative of the MAJORITY of Protestants out there, just the obsessive loonies. We're tolerant of people of different ethnicities, we don't believe in bombing abortion clinics (those who do obviously aren't "pro-life") and we most certainly do NOT go out Goth-hunting. I know that the site is just satire, but this shit is starting to get out of hand. I'll have to create a liberal/atheist parody site to keep shit "fair and balanced."

Landover Baptist is somewhat ironic, considering that they run parody ads making fun of Bush, yet a lot of conservatives I talk to are pissed at Bush. The only people who are blindly devoted to him anymore are those hicks who have a seething hatred for us "Yankees," just because we kicked their rebellious asses back in line during the Civil War.

by C-can February 9, 2004

Viking Baptism

The act of pissing on a Christian, in order to mock their ritual of baptism.

Viking 1: So what'd you do last night?
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.

by SexySammy March 18, 2010

bedside baptist

a baptist who would rather stay in bed instead of going to church?

"where is john this morning?"
"he's a bedside baptist"

see matress worship

by lozikins May 9, 2010

Anti-Baptist

anyone who stands on a corner or outside the Ace's and preaches hell-fire.

Anyone who think God hates Gays,Sodomites,Violence Lovers,Perverts, and some children

*Anti-Baptist* Arrrr you r a fagit and a pervert and are goin' to HELL!!!!!!
*Alex* at least I don't Fuck My Sister!!!!!
*Anti-Baptist*(makes odd motion)
*Anthony* Stupid Anti-Baptist!
*john* yea....

by KingToney September 28, 2007