Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus

"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"

by Karnell D August 17, 2012

Greasy bagel

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.

My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.

by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013

Sex badger

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.

Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger

by Maiakins July 8, 2019

Yeety Badger

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example

"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

“Watch me Yeet this Badger“

by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020

Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009

Bader

King of all kings, Pro in everything, Usually Wins at everything, so handsome, he is so cool and he is a moon

I love Bader. Bader is such a pro.

by Unknown 57 May 8, 2019