coon baboon fucking a balloon

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

baboon

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.

Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!

by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006

Alaskan Baboon

Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.

She wanted to do a Dirty Sanchez, but I recommended the Alaskan Baboon. She was all over that.

by Frooch January 9, 2008

bagoon

Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.

Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!

by Bunk Diggity September 6, 2006

bazoonkas

girls with very big ass boobs

damn dude you see that girls bazoonkas

by the summer crew September 14, 2009

cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005

A baboonaphile

A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.

ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
ME:No!
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?

by brainlips December 12, 2006