asshole

what ant man climbs up in endgame

did you see my massive asshole

by thedonutlord666 June 23, 2020

asshole

1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.

"what an asshole"

by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015

asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

asshole

The kid I used to sit next to in class 😂

"His name was jack and I swear he really was an asshole like lietterly I felt like stabbing the prick in the face all the time "

by F friending November 27, 2015

asshole

Something to call a person you hate

Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!

by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016

asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.

"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"

by ohnobaby April 7, 2016

asshole

Your current teacher or boss

Teacher/Boss: Do your work!
You:Fuck off asshole

by XxMLGxXDOGExX March 25, 2016