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Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud
Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.
by jondich May 31, 2018
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Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.
Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.
by DatBass2 October 5, 2020
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The Assrape

The man who got assraped, becomes the assraper.
Noah became The Assrape after he was assraped in Dead By Daylight.
by Quandale Dingles friend January 18, 2026
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Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage
I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"
by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025
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My dad's asscrack

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack
by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021
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Satan’s Asscrack

That area in between a car’s center console and the front seats where dreams go to die and where all your shit falls.
DAMN IT, I LOST MY PHONE, IT FELL INTO SATAN’S ASSCRACK, NOW I GOTTA FISH IT OUT… UGH!!!”
by Jalsqually March 4, 2026
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