Moist Armpit

When one ejaculate into a fat person's armpit. Then the person will lay their arm by their side until the semen dries. Finally the person will attempt to lift the arm, ripping the skin while blood mixes with the semen. Image resembles a strawberry shortcake and the outcome is very tasty.

Josh- Sup man, how have things with your family been going?
Andy- Not so hot dude, my mom still can't move her arm since my giant fag of a brother Evan Moist Armpited her.
Josh- Wow that blows, but is also FUCKING AWESOME!

by ARBurgesss January 24, 2013

Amputated

So mashed its like you have no limbs left ...

Man i was so fucked on dodge k last night... i was amputated

by Amputee January 16, 2009

German armpits

Unshaved (to say the least) armpits, refers particularly to the unshaved armpits of a woman.

"Lykomg! Did you SEE Julia Roberts' German armpits!?"

by Claire December 25, 2005

spunky armpits

When ones armpit has yellow crusted grease on it.

Dylan: ew take a shower

Steve: Why? you dont like my spunky armpits?

by iambosssidekick1247 July 17, 2016

armpit bogies

after a days work, a formation of sweat and fluff accumalates under ones armpit.

go scrub your armpits,theres something lurking under there..
ew, you have got armpit bogies!

by miss t October 30, 2006

armpit pubes

when you transplant pubic hair into your armpits, therefore creating an afro under your arms

dude i just got a transplant...now i have armpit pubes.YAY!

by thk July 15, 2006

amputee

A man who is circumcised

I had to get lube to give him a handjob, because "junior" is an amputee

by Ashleey453 February 26, 2010