alfie

the best bf and the most perfect person to exist

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Alfie

My bitch

1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch

by _confused_ March 27, 2019

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

Alfie Cijoy

He is a pretty cool guy, he is 6'8" and hates period cramps and loves women's rights.

Alfie Cijoy is so sigma!!! *as he walks non-challantly*

by jlkadsjkadsadskjl March 13, 2025

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020

Alfie

Loves Ania

Alfie Loves Ania

by Yesyesbutactuallynono July 25, 2021

Alfie Withers

When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.

I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!

by AlfieWithersFan September 8, 2021