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Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
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joe and alondra

ahhhh... sex on the beach. joe and alondra can be found loving and fucking eachother through snapchats. joe will often buy her chicken nuggets. and alondra will always want to sleep or hang up. the phone sex is immaculate between these two.
joe and alondra got caught having phone sex in school
by fo_lif3 March 25, 2022
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Alois

A man who is intellectually superior and rich, but socially inept and kind of creepy.
He may have all the money in the world but will fail at wooing women.

Will probably be desperate to find love but will crash and burn
He has a diamond ring bur no woman to take it. Poor Alois.

Alois Racine from Amnesia: Justine
by papablessup July 22, 2016
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girls aloud

More manufactured pop (what's new?), but at least with some talent (they can all sing... a bit).

Kimberley Walsh has a very nice arse it must be said. The rest are average at best.
I have no idea why I just spent some valuable time typing this.
by Glen August 4, 2004
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altoids

A case which I call the drug tin its usually used by druggies to hold their pills weed cigarettes mints vizine and lighters.
I dont do drugs anymore so I just use my altoids for an ash tray. :)
by steve8282 August 9, 2004
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altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.
"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"
by DrPhil July 16, 2008
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Snog, Marry, Avoid

SNOG, MARRY, AVOID? is perhaps the world’s first make-UNDER show. As opposed to make OVER show, 3 contestants per episode on this show are intoroduced to the viewer, their friends, their night out and then they are given a makeunder at the expense of straight talking computer POD, that transforms them into natarual beuteys after a public analyasis on whether the general public would snog, marry or avoid them, as well as members of the public the show also features uk celebirtys.
It is presented by Jenny frost, Ex Attomic Kitten member.

One thing everyone on this show has in common is that they ALL look over the top, too much fake tan, pericings, fake hair, too little clothes, tatoos, too much bling and outragous styles in general. It's in it's second series and shows every Monday, 8:30 on bbc3.

Noneable contestants to appear on the show are Tape wearing Tasmin from Huddersfeild, Jodie marsh Lookalike Heather, Fake tannned male barbie Ross from scotland, Larissa the glam rocker, Jay the outragous mother, The cheeky girls, Jodie marsh and Chantelle Hoghton amoung many.
The contestants of ''Snog, Marry, Avoid'' wear more makeup than anyone I know


She looks so fake, she could be on Snog, Marry Avoid
by GlamGurl2009 March 19, 2009
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