past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.

Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.

by PolarisTarot February 25, 2019

Disagree to disagree to agree

Disagreeing with the phrase “disagree to agree”. This phrase makes no logical sense!

Jenny, the coiner of the statement “disagree to agree,” disagrees to disagree to disagree to agree. I hope you are confused.

by Selena logical beblawi June 4, 2021

Wii User Agreement

An unnecessarily very long sentence, usually trying to hide it using commas and other punctuation.

Person 1: That one sentence is like the Wii User Agreement.
Person 2: Yeah, I can barely read it without 5 insanely deep breaths.

by marioisthebest June 28, 2022

passive aggressive

act of doing something specifically to piss someone off, but with the cover of "I didn't realize it would bother you".

My roommate was talking shit on me, so when she was trying to study I blasted my music as loud as I could. I was being passive aggressive.

by shouvley May 25, 2007

Agreed on the Douchebag

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.

"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."

by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009

aggressively shadow

to kinda follow someone where it looks like you are stalking

Is that guy stalking you?
No, he is just aggressively shadowing me.

by drivewaypuddleshallow August 7, 2011

Agreetion

A way of telling someone that you agree with what you are saying

Lachlan: I am a loser
Annie: I am in agreetion

by Sarah OSullivan August 13, 2012