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alcohol balls 

the point where someone is intakes so much alcochol that not only do they do nothing exciting, but they have reduced their sex drive substantially. This affliction is not a hazard to the casual drinker, rather it is reserved for the full time alcoholic.
Again tonight, my husband would rather have alcohol balls, than get laid!

alcohol grubbing 

sexed off woman who is mostly mistaken for a transvestite
Leah Amber has some serious alcohol grubbing issues
alcohol grubbing by leahlovespeter February 4, 2005

Alcohol Instrokification 

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!

alcohol accident 

i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!
alcohol accident by tpig September 30, 2010

alcohol abyss 

An abyss that pulls an individual with it's inertia into alcohol consumption.
I could not get over the alcohol abyss that I was pulled into.
alcohol abyss by doodling July 23, 2011

Alcohol Provision Act 

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.
Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.