Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

Albert Einstein's brother

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend

Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.

by PikaFan157 September 23, 2008

Albert Ingalls

A shot of morphine or dilaudid given by a doctor.

"I got a shot of that shit and I was high like Albert Ingalls when he stole doc Baker's morphine.

by Big C of NC February 26, 2009

Albert Einstein

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.

Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized

by Felipe Andrade April 21, 2005

albert winestein

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.

Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.

by Nick Charles February 1, 2007

Albert Collins

A famous blues guitarist, singer and songwriter who lived from October 1, 1932 - November 24, 1993. His primary nicknames are the "Ice Man" or "Master of the Telecaster." He is also a distant relative of Lightnin' Hopkins. Albert is most famous for his fingerstyle playing, "open F-minor tuning," use of a capo and live performances.

That album by Albert Collins sure is awesome.

by The guitarist July 5, 2007

Albert mathew

Indian, big nose

oi oi, he has a big nose, he must be an albert mathew styll...

by josh downes September 13, 2021