Coonis Africanis

Scientific name for a black person. nigger jiggaboo spade porch monkey

There is a large Coonis Africanis population in the ghetto.

by midget slayer February 23, 2010

South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

African Roulette

When there are six gorgeous african woman, all willing to have sex with you. The problem is that one of them has AIDS.

Hey John, i dare you to try a African Roulette, to really test your luck.

by slightlycoped December 20, 2008

african-american

The "politically correct" term for someone with dark skin. Never mind that not all black people are African, and that not all Africans are black.

This black boy is "African-American"... never mind that he's from Jamaica.

by Tipper36 September 21, 2007

African Poet

To have a huge forehead and big lips or just an ugly person in general. Popularized by the upcoming rap collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them Allor OFWGKTA.

It was used on the artist Earl Sweatshirt's album "Earl" in response to his appearance on a skit on the first track of the album "Thisniggaugly". Earl has a huge forehead and huge lips, and a dopey look on his face. He looks like an African Poet.

Damn Mike, you got some big ass lips and a big forehead. You look like an African Poet!

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI March 8, 2011

American-African

America can acutally be politically correct and call those who were not born in Africa American-Africans.

Since we were not born in African, they don't want to call us African American. We can flip it around and call ourselves American-Africans since we are not the only "black" race. I'm about the same color as my 'Indian' friend, is she black too?

by AmaryLLis Reign November 9, 2008

african american

Of or relating to Africa. A ethnic group of people who originated from africa. People preceived as slaves or lowerclassman.

I am a strong African American women who has overcame and is still overcoming a struggling past.

by Carrie Morris October 9, 2007