What you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly.
I know you weren't sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds 'cuz I could hear them laughing in the after-message!
by mrgraff February 18, 2012
Get the after-message mug.Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.
Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.
Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
by Damdman September 7, 2013
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Something that is never going to happen.
Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014
Get the after brunch mug.The feeling of hatred towards emojis with white backgrounds and towards the amount of emojis if it is an odd numbers.
by Topduo February 24, 2020
Get the acterrum mug.A word used by Jim Howick in a blooper for Horrible Histories, when he just couldn’t remember the term Execution.
Jim: “I’m seriously considering not coming to the next Aftercution”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”
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Get the aftercution mug.When your screwing a girl in the ass, face down and pretend you jizz on her back (by spitting on her back) then, as she turns her head towards you, you burst your load right in her face.
by Publess chicken December 31, 2010
Get the The after blow mug.Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick
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