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Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.
Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.
by Tiamane September 11, 2022
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mundo meloned

"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"
by TheMagicianEx March 5, 2017
mugGet the mundo melonedmug.

frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.
David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.
by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016
mugGet the frosty melonmug.

Watery melons

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!
"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."
by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016
mugGet the Watery melonsmug.

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead
by slickhonkie October 12, 2012
mugGet the Cut the melonmug.

pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010
mugGet the pant melonsmug.

melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS
Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.
by bigballs22 October 24, 2017
mugGet the melon penismug.

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