Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: April 01, 2011

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper May 01, 2012

pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 05, 2010

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie May 05, 2012

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 06, 2011

Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.

Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.

by Tiamane September 11, 2022

mundo meloned

A girl who is has very big breasts.

"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"

by TheMagicianEx March 05, 2017