Reverse-bidet

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.

I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.

by Darthvader45 November 2, 2020

Buddy bidet

When you take a dump and your friend pees down your asscrack to clean it

Hey I ran out of toilet paper, can you give me a buddy bidet

by Jor240 November 29, 2018

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

Bideting

A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.

my gf and i tried bideting last night, it was awesome!

by trubbish86 March 7, 2024

country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016

Bidet Group

You are part of a society that is bound by nobody and no toilet paper shortages. Everyone loves you and you’re the one of the coolest people to exist
Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!

Hey did you hear that Mark’s apart of the bidet group? That’s best thing I’ve heard in the past ten years!

by BlazeMushroom December 6, 2022

Reverse Bidet

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.

Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.

by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022