Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.

I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017

Ride or Die

It’s the new way of saying that a particular person is someone you’d “take a bullet for”.

I got my bff’s back always. She’s my ride or die.

by SFV.funnygirl August 30, 2019

Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.

The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity

by Darkside of K May 9, 2016

Ride of Tools

Three or more cyclists riding together while wearing lycra or spandex

"Look, here comes/there goes a ride of tools"

"Oh, watch out!, there's a 'ride of tools' up ahead"

by Betty Spaghetti August 8, 2012

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010

Ride the Panda

An action or proposition that sounds absolutely ridiculous, but when put into practice, proves to be epic.

You: Hey, I just saved my friend's life by throwing a stuffed duck in front of a bullet!

Friend: Dude! Way to ride the panda!

by Chellon November 8, 2009

rough ride

A dark tradition of police misconduct in which suspects, seated or lying face down and in handcuffs in the back of a police wagon, are jolted and battered by an intentionally rough and bumpy ride that can do as much damage as a police baton without an officer having to administer a blow.

Q: Do you believe the Washington Post's report based on a leaked police document that Freddie Gray was intentionally "trying to injure himself" by banging against the walls of the police van?
A: Hell no, I believe that leaked police document and the Washington Post report is a cover up; any idiot can conclude Freddie Gray was mortally wounded by a rough ride ! Up in Philly they call it a nickel ride.

by WeDontCall911 May 1, 2015