urinal mints

Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.

"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

mint oreo

Basically, an April Fool's prank. Get an Oreo, take out the white stuff and put white tooth paste (hence the "mint"). Give it to someone and watch their reaction. They should later (in about 30+ minutes) be running to the bathroom with diarrhea.

Guy 1: Hey, want some mint oreos?
Guy 2: Sure.
Guy 1: *hands oreo*
Guy 2: ...These taste funny...
*About 30 minutes later*
Guy 2: Oh shit.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I have diarrhea. I just shit myself.
Guy 1: APRIL FOOL'S BITCH.

by unstealthyninja April 01, 2008

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by Frank Booth January 02, 2005

fuckin mint

When something is exceptionally mint. Used to describe how nice something is. When saying fuckin mint use the ok hand circle at chest height.

"oh fuck ya bud, that's pretty fuckin Mint"
"Indeed that's pretty fuckin mint"

by Fuckin mint 👌 May 24, 2019

Glacier Mints

Glacier Mints are small, transparent mints made by Fox's Confectionery. They are shaped similar to an ice cube, and like sex for the mouth. Only far less disgusting. They're cheaper than other mints, and don't leave a bad taste in your mouth - the creme de la creme of mints.

When i'm playing on my Xbox 360 drinking copious amounts of Dr. Pepper, i often gorge myself on Glacier Mints - because they're fucking mint.

by FirmWare August 22, 2009

Piss Mint

The little 'sweets' found in urinals that help to clean them and eliminate the odour of stale piss. (Usually found in yellow or blue.)

"Oi, mate, your breath smells like a urinal, have you been eating piss mints?

by Ray Pist January 31, 2007

Mint Twerk

When you fucking a girl and push a breath mint up her arsehole, the minty sensation then causes her little starfish to twitch and spasm uncontrollably either causing her to start twerking or loose control of her bowels and shit herself.

I was fucking this girl last week and pulled a mint twerk on her, thankfully she didn’t shit herself and all that twitching made me blow my load up her!

by Gooser April 05, 2020