yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021

yoinksies

Said when stealing another persons posession(s), usually in the case of food, or a seat at a party.

*friend stands up to get a drink and returns, finding you in his seat* Yoinksies! You didn't call seat check.

by Stefan vW February 20, 2008

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022

yoink

To steal, or grab something that does not belong to you. Made famous by the Simpsons

Excuse me?

Yeah

*when person is not looking*

yoink!

Aww damn! My phone is gone!

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

yoink

To take rapidly.

Mark McGwire has used the word "yoink" on several occasions.

by Irish Lucas February 25, 2003

Yoink

To steal something small. Or to steal something quickly.

I yoinked the candy bar when the clerk wasn't looking.

by Samuel Throckmorton November 21, 2010

Yoink

to snatch away or to take. steal.

"Dude that hacker yoinked my internet access for 3 days!"

"I yoinked his red bull at the LAN party, it was hilarious."

by Edgar Allen Pwn June 24, 2008