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wrapped around the axle

"Jordan is wrapped around the axle because he has to sit on the bench during the game."
by MIL April 12, 2006
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Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet
''Look at that wapper go''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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wrappers

"cheers"
Elaboration: As in i might never see you again so we should have a coke together and then you can say "cheers" or whatever but it would be SO much cooler to say "wrappers!"
Person #1: Do you know that in some language instead of saying "cheers" when they clink glasses they say wrappers?
Person #2: No but thats so cool
*both people clink glasses*
Both person 1 and 2: "Wrappers"
by Zoe+Arielle April 19, 2005
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Asshole wrapped in bacon

The utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.
Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.
by Ehemlin85 January 13, 2009
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Asshole wrapped in bacon

The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.

A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.

Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
by Ehemlin87 March 4, 2009
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vacuum wrapped sausage

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana December 10, 2011
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Gift Wrapped

When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.

Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...
by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008
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