e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbatingfrequently enough that one defaults on semen (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).
Thanks for all the sexy pics of Bo Hu, but I'm afraid I'm all efaporated.
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde on efaporation
The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)
"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"
when a girl or guy farts in anothers mouth, the person holds the fart in their mouth for a few seconds, then blows the fart stench in the farters mouth