Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.

Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!

by Stonewell December 22, 2019

wrangly balls

used to describe balls wrangling, also a common indicator that you have genital cancer

person 1: dude ur balls are wrangling
person 2: yeah dude, wrangly balls are an indicator of genital cancer, nice cock though.
you: bruh not again

by puturdikawaywaltuh August 25, 2022

Wranged

To force and break it

it was stuck and he got angry so he wranged it

by Theangrybever March 14, 2023

lotion wrangler

a low level porn industry assistant

Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.

by hiohsilver December 23, 2009

Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".

LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!

by Soft Bear May 1, 2014

Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company

I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

Round house wrangler

When you kick someone in the head after ejaculating in them while there is a rope around there neck. It is optional to keep going if they are knocked out!

Did you see sally last night? IO totally Round house wranglered her . She was knocked out so i went for 2 more rounds.

by Honeyham August 29, 2016