Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

Wonk

An extremely racist word for Indian people from India

*Indian- hey where can I find curry in LA.

*White guy- STFU you stupid wonk.

*Indian- oh you right I so stupid

by Catmuncherthegreat September 4, 2019

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Wonks

This is a word made by Moriah Elizabeth. It is meant to be used as a synonym for wonky.

This paint job is looking a little wonks.

by Zo0kplays March 26, 2021

wonks

somebody that has a wonky, or a screw on leg

alright wonks! your wonkalicious

by laura maldon January 4, 2008

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024