wittgren

God of the Universe. Is viewed as a king by all. Makes females go crazy and is often considered the man who every girl fantasizes of. He also dominates every sport alive. Wittgren is a name of the Gods

That man is Wittgren like.

by Ruphes November 2, 2007

Nitt Witt Ridge

A Nitt Wit Ridge is a man named Bradley. Bradley tries to hide the fact that he is a HUUUUUGEEEEE dork but his wife is able to see right through him

"In your face, Nitt Witt Ridge!"

by sailingtothemoon January 11, 2012

fuck witted

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

by some dude July 6, 2004

wetty

Wetsuit; used for surfing in cold water

Local: Dude aren't you cold?
Surfer: Naww i have my Wetty on so its fine

by Ajaxs April 29, 2007

wittif

A word simply meaning w-t-f only spoken. It will get you into less trouble.

"I got a C in French."
"Wittif at that!"

by MMM. Betsy. October 6, 2005

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

wittest

Amusingly clever in perception and expression; characterized by wit. Synonym for wittiest.

That was the wittest joke I have ever heard.

by Smiles Davis July 3, 2018