winning!

this is the mantra you repeat endlessly when you have completely screwed up your life. you hope that by the millionth time you've uttered this, on tv, online, to your lawyer, to your exwife, to your meth dealer, to your bosses at cbs that somehow the delusion will become reality.

charley's been on a meth binge screaming, "winning!", i should probably put him in my fantasy death pool team.

that homeless guy keeps yelling "winning!". wasnt he on two and a half men?

by the real lopez! March 30, 2011

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by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

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Wanking off

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.

1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?

by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015

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Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

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bi-winning

1. (adjective) The opposite of bi-polar.
2. (verb) To win here, and win there.
3. (noun) A level of awesome right above winning.

Interviewer: Some people are saying you're bipolar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what, what's the cure, medicine, to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?

I have a full tank of gas, a box of of waffle fries, and a date for Friday night. I'm bi-winning.

by adonisDNA March 16, 2011

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