when a guy is going down on a girl and her long pubes tickle his nose and causes him to sneeze, and gets snot all over her female genitalia, creating an icing on her muffin.
Charles: Damn, I was eating this chick out the other night and she tickled me with her pubes and i snotted all over her whisker muffin.
Boomer: GROSS!
Boomer: GROSS!
by Balooshy October 30, 2008
Get the Whisker Muffin mug.When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.
Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!
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by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003
Get the split the whisker mug.Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.
Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.
Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.
Explorer: I'm about to embark upon my journey!
Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.
Explorer: Aye.
Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.
Explorer: Aye.
by Captain Murphy May 31, 2004
Get the Whiskers McThistlepants mug.When you continually smack a woman in the face with your dick in a circular motion like a weed whacker. This move is performed after you get done fucking.
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