tinkle wacker

When a male is doing a helicopter with his penis and accidentally pees

Dude 1: I was waiting for my shower to heat up a tinkle wacker happened
dude 2: no way

by i love michael clifford January 3, 2015

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 12, 2020

whacked

There is heaps of meanings for 'whacked'.
a. To be killed.
b. To be hit.
c. Hungover.
d. Stupid.
e. Bloody awesome.
f. Drunk.
g. Stoned.
h. Not working properly.
i. Stuffed.

a. Man his car flipped straight off the cliff, police found him whacked.
b. he was so whacked, face was all bleeding and shit.
c. Ohh man I woke up so festy, my heads whacked.
d. What a fucking whacked driver, ran the red light straight in front of me.
e. You are so bloody whacked man, gotta love ya !
f. I've had so much yo drink me and Maddy are whacked as.
g. Fuck mannn I'm too whacked to talk all your serious shit.
h. Computers bloody whacked, heap of junk.
i. Good luck with that, I wouldn't bother with something so whacked !

by Court Jeremiahh March 28, 2008

quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Wacker

A person, who is in the Fire, EMS, or Police service, or one who badly wants to be apart of such service. A wacker always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts and plenty of stickers on his car. Wackers often overdoo everything, such as lights, sirens, or expensive equipement. These items are almost always paid out-of-pocket, as no organization can justify that much wasted spending. Wackers are most commonly between the agest of 14 and 30, and are usually trying to show off to others, how "cool" they are for being a Firefighter, EMT, Police officer, or for wanting to be one of the above. A Wacker can often be found with their radio turned way up, so that everyone can hear it from a mile radius, or sitting around their local headquarters trying to catch any scrap of action going on in any of the surrouding districts.

"Hey look at that kid with his saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by S. Santa August 30, 2006

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019