New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

Somalian Pressure Washer

When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.

Bro, my girl said she’s constipated, she agreed to lemme pull out the Somalian Pressure washer.

by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026

Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

get the fuck out of my washer

when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters

get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis

by JasPug15 February 19, 2025