marker wars

A game originated in Pre AP class, where two or more people get markers and try to make the greatest number of marks on their opponents.

I had the most amazing marker war in science today!

by Riel October 2, 2004

Star Wars

A great and mystical story (told in individual chapters, some long some short) that is unknown by many to be actually true.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

by Shay42 January 1, 2005

OS wars

Silly little battles started by script-kiddies and is always started by: Micro$0ft sukz 4eva, linux is s0oo0o0 much better, oh yeah apple users are loserzzz.

Then someone comes on with knowledge of computers:
Actually if windows is so bad, how come its the most popular of them all.

Look people, in the past I have had or worked on apple lisa, windows 3.1, windows 95, 98, 2000, XP, red-hat linux and solaris so freaking calm down, go read a book, then come back and talk properly.
Script-kiddies suck.

Script kiddie 1: HAHAHAHAHA MY UBUNTU LINUX ROXORZ FOREVER, I WILL HACK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SOLARIS!!!111!1!11!!11111111
Programmer: I came here to talk about computers with people of the same interest, you probably don't have ubuntu, and probably can't even hack.
Script kiddie 1: HAHAHA URE SKILLZ R INFERIOR n0ob, j0o sukz and i Wil1 hackorz u wiv my skillz.
Programmer: Oh really, what languages do you know.
Script kiddie: HAHAHAH FOOOL I KNOW ENGLISH AND I AM LEARNING SPANISH IN THE NEXT TERM!!!!
Programmer: I meant a programming language.
Script kiddie: I ROCKZ T0O MUCH FOR ANY POOOR LANGUAGE, I WILL MAKE MY OWN WITH PEN AND PAPER!!!
Programmer: Good luck with that.....

by urinal_cake June 7, 2005

Star Wars Rap

(N.) The next #1 hit on RapCity.

Darth Vader:
I'm ya Father. I'M Ya Father!
I'm ya Father. I'M YA FATHER!

by G-Union May 29, 2003

Blog Wars

1. Blog postings that subtly and passive aggressively take a shot at someone else, based on their blog postings. Blog. Repeat.

2. A war of words. No actual combat will ever take place, aka no actual verbal confrontation in the physical world will ever happen.

Lucy blogs about something she reads on a frenemy's blog. The frenemy reads her blog posting and retaliates by posting her own blog entry that subtly and indirectly takes a cheap shot at Lucy's blog. The blog wars start. This continues until one of them finds it boring and stops, though this may never happen.

by Wine Chick July 15, 2009

you're mom gay wars

The series of insults used by 12 year old normies who think they're cool. The war ends when either normie says no u UNLESS the other normie drops an uno reverse on their ass

Normie #1: you're mom gay wars right now u wont
Normie #2: fite me bro
Normie #1: you're mom gay
Normie #2: your dad lesbian
N1: your granny tranny
N2: your sister a mister
N1: your brother a mother
N2: your bro a homo
N1: your ancestors incestors
N2: your family tree LGBT
N1: your family reunion a homosexual communion
N2: shit
N2: no u
N1: hehe
N1: UNO MF REVERSE

by toast_malone May 28, 2018

Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy

The greatest work of fiction, that is, to even suggest its existence, now or in fact ever in the future, after the director’s Last Jedi went down like a lead balloon, destroying the franchise.

I’m afraid it’s bad news Mr Brown, I’ll tell it to you straight. It’s a rather aggressive tumour. Your chances of getting to 60? Well, I’m afraid I’d have to say you’d have more chance of seeing Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy…

by Vice Admiral Gender Studies October 27, 2021