Hot waxing

Hot Waxing is when you masturbate and then ejaculate over an unsuspecting victim while their sleeping or passed out... Covering them in semen so when it's dried they have to peel it off...

Dude, Whaddilia was drunk and passed out so I gave her a good "Hot waxing" and she didn't even wake up!!!

by Hawaiian born September 5, 2010

Waxing the Dolphin

Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate

Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.

Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room

by ChristianK April 25, 2007

Wating

Wating is w(annabe) dating. You desperately want to date but think you are too good for a datingsite.

Rik: Well, I don't understand why I am still single. Everyone has a partner because they're losers who date on datingsites.
Derek: Oh my god, Rik, you are so obviously wating.

by Donchy November 11, 2014

Waxing the shillaly

To bop the bologna, i.e. spank the monkey.

Mike was quaffing a Guinness with one hand and waxing the shillaly with the other.

by Felonious August 2, 2007

waxing the candle stick

a oral position where

1)a women is lieing down on a bed with her head over the side, and her head is slanted backwards

2) the guy,while standing, aggresively shoves his dick into her mouth causing her to gag and/or puke

3) all substances fromm her mouth then slide up her face and down her hair

While alone, Josh was waxing the candle stick with alexa and ended up wiht a face covered in white fluids running down her hair

by jalb November 6, 2006

warming fart

A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.

Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.

by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

wating

Pronounced like "waiting". Two individuals who are attracted to one another, though, they can not or will not be considered dating yet. One can jump in and out of the waiting phase since it is not as serious as dating. Like the term waiting, but in a relationship sense.

Joe: Arent you two dating already?
Tom: No, we're wating.

by TheTwixtr January 16, 2017