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Asshole Whack a Mole

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.
by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009
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bare whack

1. A phrase used to describe something that is really bad.
2. A phrase commonly used by Rose when something is really good or wix.
It is not, as often mistaken, a bear whackin' off...
"You is bare whack!"
"That tune is bare whack!"
"Your mum is bare whack!"
by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007
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whack-a-hole

when a woman partially deficates during vaginal sex. The man must quickly remove his penis from the vagina, and push the poop back in. this is referred to as whack-a-hole
chris: What did you do lastnight
theo: I played whack-a-hole with conway
chris: sounds cool, i'll try that with ryan.
theo: ya, but i want to try it with big darc.
by andrewconway May 30, 2006
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whack-a-hog

the urge to smash the groundhogs head like a 'whack-a-mole' game after you realize the bastard saw his shadow, and another 6 weeks of winter is ahead.
'I can't believe that effer saw his shadow! I'm about ready to go whack-a-hog on his ass'

'It's freezing out, thanks to that furry rodent. Who's up for a game of whack-a-hog?'
by kayliekins! February 4, 2009
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whack-a-loon

Someone that is not quite right in the head. Also, someone who is not playing with a full deck.
Jim: Hey John, "What happened between you and Lisa?"

John: "After she told me that she loves me on our 1st date, I determined she was a whack-a-loon and kicked her to the curb."
by bottomline711 December 1, 2010
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Wickety-Whack

The new and improved way of saying "cool". If someone calls you this, it means you're on the right track in life. You're the new "It" girl/boy who everybody aspires to be. (This adjective is not limited to describing people)
Did you see the Gucci that Jimmy was wearing today? He is SO wickety-whack.
by MrJimmysLangClass May 31, 2018
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Whack

(Adjective) A word which is commonly used to describe just how unconventional, or unorthodox one's actions are. Usually used to describe a person when he or she acts in a way that is reprehensible.

(Verb) commonly used as "whacking" with no related sexual pun.
1) Dating someone in your family tree (more commonly dating within an ex's family tree)
2) Hitting $250,000 on a scratch off
3) Not knowing how to take naps
4) Having an unusual obsession with exploitation
5) Knowing how to solve a Rubik's cube
6) Arriving to a slumber party 2 hours and 44 minutes late.

Also see: Weird, Unusual
Honduran: "Hey wait isn't that guy your ex-boyfriend's cousin? And you're trying to get with him?... Isn't that kinda.."

Chainsaw: "Whack?"

Boss: "Yeah what the f*ck are you thinking hood? That's like a superhero-whack."

Honduran: "Go take a nap Boss."

Mr. G: "Well, I just hit big on a scratch off, does anyone want wings?"

Girl: "Hey what'd I miss? Sorry I'm late I was doing arbitrary things that give me no excuse to be late."
by MontagePrag December 6, 2009
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