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to wag the dog 

verb, transitive. To masturbate.
Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?
Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog
to wag the dog by Big_fets March 15, 2004
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chin wag 

shaking your head side to side, as if saying no
well dont give me a chin wag, i know you like it
chin wag by Igasho October 18, 2008
you say it in response when something is funny/repulsive
Person 1: "Did you just hear who had sex last night... it was Barb and John"
Person 2: "Oh wag"

Oh wag by Jules9228 March 30, 2008

Chin Wag 

When a lady bequeaths her ass on your face. In doing so gets a little shit on your chin
The trusty pub whore offered to sit on Edgars face. When he got back we saw he had a good ole chin wag
Chin Wag by THEGOODOLECHINWAG March 3, 2022
1) A less fashionable tool.
2) Someone who exists well beyond the point of homo-suspicion.
1) Carson Daily is such a wig wag.
2) Carson Daily is such a wig wag.

Dilly wag 

n. Describing one who never gets their work done and is always getting distracted.
"Ben, you are always being a dilly wag. You don't have any of your homework done."
Dilly wag by BTL^6 October 18, 2008