Velco head

A curly headed fuck.

Hey you velco head.

by Jake12349 January 15, 2018

Velcrotch

the entanglement of hairs in the area between the thighs and scrotum of the male human, requiring a swipe of a finger to rip the two apart before further natting causes pain.

Lance took pleasure in the pain when digging through his velcrotch to get a whiff of fromunda.

by L.B. April 17, 2006

velcrosex

When two partners are about to get intimite a.k.a. canoodle and both have extremly lage amounts of pubic hair. so much that it sticks to one another

man me and sally just had the kinkiest velcrosex

or

i hate velcrosex, makes my dick hole chafe

by Dylan Bartlett February 26, 2008

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

velcrotch

An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.

"What are you, bowlegged!? Hurry up you fat bastard."
"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.
Got any cornstarch?"

by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004

velcrocity

when something is no longer Velcro-able

These sandals have lost their velcrocity

by untamed March 24, 2003

Velroy Gomez

A female

You're such a Velroy Gomez

by Matthew Salem is a fucking jew January 20, 2021