va-j-j

Vagina. Generally a slang or euphemism to down pla the fact that you're talking about a vagina.

yeah, so, iunno bro, you hit that va-j-j yet?

by bob owns life February 9, 2006

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Va-Le-Rie

A way to call the most amazing girl in the world.
Her being around and talking to you will just light up your whole day.

She's the reason to get up in the morning and the reason to never want to go back to sleep.
She will haunt your mind 24/7 and you will love every second of it.

When she laughs and tells a story, you can't help but feel butterflies in your stomache.
When she tells you she loves you, you feel completed and your heart just melts in joy.

She's the girl to have and cherish and to never ever lose sight of in your life.

She's part of the now. The tomorrow. And undoubtedly the far away future.

She's lovely. She's Valerie. And she's all mine.

My Va-Le-Rie.

by ThomasTrainEngine November 30, 2011

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Va-jay-jay

Cutesy name for vagina, in use for years but not as popular as pussy, cooter, pink taco, bearded clam, et al. Although it has been gathering popularity due to Oprah yelling "Ouch! My Va-jay-jay!!!!!" in one episode where she was being flung around with some bungee cables that apparently were pinching her stale va-jay-jay.

Tony: Dude, wait, did Oprah just yelled "ouch, my va-jay-jay"?

Jim: I do believe so. was Gayle anywhere to be found?

by Erik3k July 12, 2007

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