ninja turtles

The ninja turtles lived in the sewers, therefore they MUST smell like absolute SHIT. So when you pick up a stench that is so bad you can't think of anything worse it must be that the ninja turtles are at your house.

Ashton: "Keisha what the fuck is that smell?"

Keisha: "Fucking Ninja Turtles!"

Ashton: "RIGHT RIGHT"

by Ashton McCune April 25, 2006

turtles

Old people who walk VERY slow.

Maybe I could get outta this place if these damn turtles whold step up the pace!

by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003

turtles

a cute nickname for slow walking cute individuals.

She is so damn tutles.
Ahhh... yu so cute turtles.
Em is a turtle

by Dill October 29, 2003

akward turtles

1. Used when a sitation is akward or uncomfortable.

2.Used to break the ice

a hand gesture made by putting one hand over the other and moving thumbs in a motion... There for called the akward turtles

by Dragon and kitty Boiz October 16, 2008

TurtleBunny

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.

"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"

by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012

turtlepoker

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.

My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.

by oogelle January 16, 2010

turtledove

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

by Owenburger December 7, 2004