Turtle

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WE NEED TO SAVE THEM

METAL STRAWS OR YOU DEATH

VSCO XOXOX

Vsco girl: SAVE THE TURTLES

Non-Vsco girl: are you actually doing anything???

by chloeisalwaysright August 27, 2019

Turtle

A synonym for marijuana

"Whoa dude, Jackson got some good as Turtle"

by Numbmumd March 24, 2019

Turtle

Something you say when you don't know what to say.

"Pollution is ending our world!"
*silence*
"Turtle?"

by Batman's pimp April 30, 2021

turtle

a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers

turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend

turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend

by not luis really March 23, 2017

turtle

verb: slow

Am going too fast within the day, I'd better turtle myself down.

by "Goyo" September 29, 2012

turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.

" I got to go, I'm turtleing"

by Big Finn December 9, 2013

Turtle

A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.

A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.

A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.

Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.

Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.

I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.

by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017