Factory Tight Turtleneck

A euphemism for the vagina of a woman that has never had children.

Well, she had a factory tight turtleneck if you get my drift

by rocket69 August 3, 2010

turdling

The feeling and smells left after having just dropped a massive turd.

oh man this turnlinger is killin my ass.

by HighCommanderLars December 13, 2003

turtlin

the act of killing turtles. usually accomplished with a rifle.

Claire: Where did Cecilia go?
Lisa: Gone turtlin'!

by clarabelle monaghan March 20, 2005

Turtleneck

A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.

Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.

by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016

Turtleneck

To wrap one's hands around the opponent's neck, simulating that the opponent is wearing a choking turtleneck

Cuz if you step one closer imma turtleneck yo ass!-random stylish thug

by TurtleneckSupreme May 25, 2016

barbie turtleneck

when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out

I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck

by sickfuckingsickboy February 1, 2010

Turtlenecking

When you're doing 69 but eating each others asses.

Woah, they're totally turtlenecking right now!

by mrbadboi420 October 10, 2019