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penile trust fail

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.
by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023
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trustfundia

a style of music, if not life, quite popular in williamsburg, brooklyn. it is characterized by going to expensive liberal arts colleges (eg Wesleyan) and then starting an eccentric band in nyc.

perhaps it was founded by the strokes, or sean lennon. who can say now?
did you hear about the trustfundia fest this weekend? vampire weekend is playing. i wish i could go, but i'm too poor and went to a state school, so they wont let me in. oof.
by peace and love douuchee April 6, 2008
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Thurston

A person who is sensational at most things they do. Also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite sex) but remains single.
Hey Jenny, who is that guy dating?
No one.
But how come he is always with so many girls? Is he gay?
No, he's a thurston.
by soccer.kid November 7, 2011
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trust game strong

This is what you say when you want to let someone know you trust them.
Like when you buy a drink in a bar and the bar tender says"do you want your receipt?", you say "trust game strong".
by Crannypete January 16, 2017
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Circle of Trust

A place you are definitely OUT, otherwise you wouldn't be here

imagine a place where everybody shares everything, their feelings, money, fluids... well you will only get as far as that, the imagination
Where are you guys? nobody is answering my wasaps!
... I'll call you later...

"THAT is the Circle of Trust, and you are out of it"
by Lorenzo_Lamas October 31, 2014
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In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust

A Wiccan expression used to heighten the value of a sincere promise or sincere vow of commitment. Don’t say it unless you mean it
In perfect love and perfect trust I promise we will meet again
by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
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thursty thursday

A great day of the week to show your liver who's boss, and the perfect day to build your tolerance for the upcomming weekend binge.
A Dude, you going to get fuckerd up tonight?
B Does a monkey throw shit?

A That's right. It's.....
B It's thursty thursday you fucking twat!
by J Clark November 26, 2006
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