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Turbo Peak

When a player is running with SSG 08 and only getting headshots.
Watch out Alpha Males, this dude is Turbo Peaking.
by Nulzn June 6, 2022
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Turbo Ace

No one knows what it means.
Bruh I just finished my math test! That shit was free as fuck, I turbo aced that shit!
by Ryaskia February 3, 2023
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the Saab 900 Turbo

When one man puts his foot in another man's mouth (preferably a homie) while their balls are touching. The easiest way to achieve this in practice is during the deepest stage of anal thrust, and regular stretching
Tony gave me the Saab 900 Turbo for my birthday, and by am I sore!
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turbo burger

a double cheeseburger, on top of a mcchicken, on top of a double cheeseburger. all compacted into 1300 calories and 62 grams of fatty goodness.
I'm going to go grab a turbo burger and see if I can't give myself a heart attack.
by F IT Ultimate September 24, 2007
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Turbo Cock

Turbo Cock is a verb used to describe the action of drawing a penis on a person that is passed out due to over drinking and being a pussy. The best way to do it is to hide it on the person's body in a spot where they may not see it immediately, in the hopes that the turbo cock remains on their skin until either pointed out by someone else or the person discovers it later on.

Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.

The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.

Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.
"Dude, I got hammered last night and passed out on Jerm's couch and someone Turbo Cocked me. Awesome!"

"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"

"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."
by Jerm Core August 24, 2008
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twin turbo taint tickler

* One who is fond of the taint

* A person whom uses both hands to tickle taints at a rapid speed

* Someone who unsuspectedly tickles taints

* Two fingered fast taint tickler

* Someone who tickles taints at the speed of sound, also known as The Tingly Watson and The French Tickler
I was sexually assaulted by the twin turbo taint tickler
by Ali Winehouse August 6, 2011
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Turbojerk

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.
I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.
by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013
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