titering

the act of acting like a tit.

david:"what is michael doing?"
fiona:"dont know but he appears to be titering!!"
david:"what a tit!!"

by lexie0811 December 14, 2008

tite man

A small dog named tito, that loves to party.

go tite man!

by stacyisxhcrx October 16, 2008

titesticles

n.
Has to do with the masculinity of a woman either physically or mentally.
Physically- The woman has heavy characteristics like she is taking steroids resulting in hairy chest, deep voice, and muscles bigger than a guy can handle.
mentally- Extreme feminist who makes the man spineless often spotted when the man stays at home and watches the children or takes her last name in marriage.

Guy 1, you finally broke up with that bitch, she had more hair on her chest than u did and made u stay home and watch the kids.

Guy 2, yeah, but i miss her.

Guy 1, Damn your spineless that girl has bigger titesticles than i thought.

by bubba4327 November 22, 2010

fuck tutted

someone who has sex in school

"did you hear someone was fuck tutted in the girls loo's"

by it is usss November 23, 2009

Loc-Tite

Noun:
When a girl's giving you head, resist the urge to let her swallow and plan to bust all over her face: paint her like a Geisha. Just as you're drowning her, smack her with a tire iron and knock her out. Don't offer the bitch a towel.
The next morning her mouth and eyes will be covered with crusty splooge and she won't be able to open either. Even if she's hearin you leave, she can't see you, or say anything.

Dude 1: "Hey man! What happened to you last night?!"
Dude 2: "I ended up going home with a scooter..."
Dude 1: "Aww man! That's gross. Are you gonna see her again?"
Dude 2: "Nah man! I gave that bitch some Loc-Tite!"

by DonnyFlip November 30, 2011

trite

Overused

That dildo is so trite.

by entropy July 1, 2003

tite

difficult to enter; too close for comfort

That hoe's pussy wasn't tite at all, nigga.

by roger May 13, 2005