Trumpet hickey

A red mark left on the lips after practicing a brass instrument for an extended period

Look a that dork! He always has a trumpet hickey after band!

by Bri-Bri the Bassoonist November 13, 2011

trumpetor

One who touts the attributes of Donald Trump as if they were praiseworthy.

My friend is such a lover of anything associated with the Trumps I told him he was such a 'trumpetor' !

by Autumnlady1104 March 13, 2017

Trumpstick

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.

Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.

by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017

trumpityload

Two ounces of orange semen brought forth after a Stormy night by slight-of-hand

During a thunderstorm while at the library, a friend swatted my arse with a magazine which brought forth a trumpityload

by fukleberimounds_guy December 16, 2020

pork trumpet

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007

Shiny Trumpet

The act of shoving an entire bar of soap up ones rectum.

I just gave myself the greatest Shiny Trumpet in the shower this morning.

by titaniumtyrant April 26, 2014

Funky Trumpet

When receiving a blowjob, the female blows hard on the tip of your cock, causing you to fart.

Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.

by poon_lord September 22, 2015