Twin Towers

When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water

Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!

by RedEyeJedi420 June 22, 2016

can tower

A tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans

"Have you seen Jimmy's can tower it's getting pretty tall"

by Johnny slurvine January 4, 2017

Towers Syndrome

A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.

Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health

We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.

by Over_9k November 12, 2012

Tower Drop

A tower drop is commonly used phrase in the Car Business by salespeople. A tower drop is when a salesperson brings a customer to the tower(which is where the Sales Managers works the numbers) and surprises the sales manager with them. Ultimately this surprises the sales manager and they have to quickly figure out how to close the sale with out any information needed to close the sale.

Hey look, There goes Glenn again tower dropping his customer to the managers! He is the Tower Drop King !

by MasturBaker July 5, 2018

The Seventh Tower

An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....

Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"

Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 November 3, 2019

Flower tower

When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.

Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.

by E.Haff July 15, 2022

Poo tower

A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.

Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.

Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss

Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.

James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell

Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.

by JCB123 June 25, 2010