Toasty Torpedo

Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.

Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.

by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009

chinese torpedo

A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.

John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!

by HeatherPleather February 27, 2008

russian torpedo

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

by Charon May 27, 2006

Torcher

A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.

The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.

by Big Balla August 23, 2005

tophie

Sexiest man alive. Has amazing abs and is defined as fuck. He can do anything with his hair and in always look amazing. Can make friends with anyone and is wicked athletic and funny. Can make fun of people like a charm. His veins pop out almost like Reece's nose.

Tophie is the biggest babe. Can I be his?

by Rceee January 24, 2014

alaskan blow torch

Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.

"I have kerosene, so why not do the alaskan blow torch!"

by dissel69 December 15, 2014

torched

A reference from Family Guy, which is another word for burn, but extremely higher ranked.

Russell: Dude, you have a big forehead.
Scott: ?
Jonas: He torched your ass man, He torched your ass!

by JKMP May 12, 2007