1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.
2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.
2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.
by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009
Get the Muffin Tops mug.Referencing to how gay relationships have sex, the top is the one who gives, and bottoms are the ones who receive
“Yeah my last girl kept trying to top me”
“What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”
Tops and Bottoms mannnn
“What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”
Tops and Bottoms mannnn
by cashmoneymads March 22, 2020
Get the Tops and Bottoms mug.The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008
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When a person(most of the time a female) sucks the living shit out of a man's dick.
Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.
Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.
by uceain bolt February 12, 2021
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