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Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.
OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth
by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
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Snaggle tooth

when a tooth is bigger than the rest and usually tilted in an awkward position.
see Snaggle Tooth, the cartoon character, or Jewel the singer
by Ceclipse November 19, 2003
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Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.
"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."
by creedmoor September 8, 2006
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Toothpaste Jenga

A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.
L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
by mjbiz3000 September 19, 2009
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toothpaste tongue

the gross taste that all food acquires just after brushing your teeth
dude last night I got Starbucks but I had to spit it out, it was a total toothpaste tongue!
by scbe6811 September 2, 2010
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Bavarian Toothbrush

When a man rubs his penis on the inside of a womans mouth between the cheek and teeth like a toothbrush and ejaculates while continuing to thrust creating a "foamy paste" thus making this a bavarian toothbrush.
MOST GUYS IN THE NAVY ARE ISSUED A BAVARIAN TOOTHBRUSH IN BASIC!
by WAMTHUMP October 12, 2011
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the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.
My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy
by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013
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