Another Toothpick

A small or insignificant loss.

"I lost a dime in the sewers. Oh well, another toothpick"

1 - John's dad died of cancer the other day.
2 - Another toothpick.
1 - Have some respect, you ass.

by credible March 1, 2009

Cambodian tooth filling

This the act of punching someone in the mouth so hard you knock out one of the persons teeth. Then you continue on to jerk off into the hole created by the missing tooth.

"I got fermfed so bad when somebody gave me a Cambodian tooth filling."

by King Fermfius December 11, 2009

Unclean Toothpaste

The act of a man having sexual intercourse with a woman, ejaculating onto a toothbrush, and making the woman brush her teeth with it.

Yo I had sex with this hot chick last night, but her teeth were in terrible condition. So I made her brush her teeth with Unclean Toothpaste.

by yeayea friedman February 21, 2011

Saber Tooth

A cougar(hot old woman) that's even older. A saber tooth is the older version of a cougar. Usually a cougar ranges from 30-50. A saber tooth is 50 +.

"Dude your mom is a cougar, but your grandma is a a Saber Tooth!"

by MarcusC54 December 8, 2009

saber - toothed

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.

Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.

by Derrick April 12, 2005

Tooth sweater

When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.

"Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting."
"Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"

by Cara Dee December 9, 2008

toolshelf

A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.

Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?

by rotom September 25, 2005