Tool 

A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.

"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."

Tool by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011

tool 

a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things

"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"

Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.

tool by MajBenMaj May 16, 2012

Tool 

A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.

Girl, look at that tool!

Yeah, we should stay away from him.

Tool by alinafu May 23, 2012

Tool 

One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.

friend that is always a tool

Tool by clay10roll November 7, 2012

tool 

Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).

The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".

tool by masterofsleep May 4, 2015

tool 

A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.

I ran into Mike from high school, and yes, he's still a tool.

tool by annadoes March 28, 2016

tool 

A person who everyone hates. What is a tool? Tools are people who receives their personality traits form watching a shit ton of Disney channel. They basically act like the stereotypical Mormon. Their name came about by the fact that you can easily manipulate these people into doing some shit like giving you money, car, a fucking blow job etc. You probably want to tell this guy to go jack somewhere else but ypu just can't, something is holding you back. These people are extremely peppy to the point where it's fucking disturbing. Listen, be a pretty decent guy/gal and just ignore these people. Quick PSA.

Aaron: Hey.
Jerad: Hey...... aw shit, here comes that tool
Tool" Hey guys, are you having fun Cause I sure am!
Just be a decent person and just ignore them.

tool by Mr.Big dick Jones May 7, 2016