toner

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.

You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.

by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006

Tonberry

1. A small green humanoid monster that wears brown robes and wields a tiny knife. May or may not be holding a lamp. See: Final Fantasy
2. Somebody you don't take seriously until it's too late

(2) Ouch! That tonberry got me!

by Mushroom Hyren December 3, 2003

dial tone

1. A sound heard on a phone system when you pick up the phone and it's ready to make a call. In US telephones this consists of a 350 Hertz and a 440 Hertz sine wave (two pure tones) mixed together.

2. That ominous sound in definition 1 that indicates your girl/boy friend has hung up on you.

1."To make a call, lift the phone off the hook and place it so that the cord is facing downward near your mouth with the two sets of holes facing your head. Then listen for a dial tone. When you get a dial tone, dial the number." (instructions just in case you're Amish or haven't been in a house since 1927)

2. I got into an argument with my S.O. and got a dial tone.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 3, 2007

tone

gat,gun,heat,9, fire arm, something you kill people with

put my tone to your head and blast out your brain bitch!

by Crunchy Black November 18, 2003

Tonberry

A small green creature with a fish-like tail. Always seen wearing brown robes and wielding a small knife. May or may not be wielding a lantern

A small figure approaches slowly from the shadows. One step, followed by another and so on until this creature and you are both standing face to face. Suddenly!! DOINK~! Death by Tonberry

by magnumreloader March 6, 2009

Thneed

Something all people need. Can be 1000 different things. Also kills trees. Mr lorax disapproves.

Dan: EVERYBODY NEEDS A thneed, a fine thing that all people need.

by That kiddo you know July 31, 2017

Tone deaf

The lamest excuse for all bad singers.

1:"Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooneelyyyy wo-"
2:"Stop singing. Now. Please."
3:"Hey, that's not nice, I'm tone deaf! Don't make fun of my disability!"
4:"Bitch please."

by THEChillmasters December 23, 2010