by Trome November 30, 2017
Get the toilet tricksmug. A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.
by bhcrypto August 20, 2013
Get the toilet rockermug. Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.
by Aendaeron Bluescale November 23, 2013
Get the Mystic Toiletmug. A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.
A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.
To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."
"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"
(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)
"Now is good honey"
To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."
"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"
(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)
"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
Get the toilet funeralmug. A game of any kind that may be played using one hand; therefore leaving one hand free to brace yourself, wipe etc
by Sir Wellington the Third December 31, 2016
Get the Toilet Gamemug. projectile dirrrhea
by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003
Get the toilet paintingmug. One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!
by Telephony November 15, 2010
Get the toilet musclemug.